talldecafcappuccino:

picturesque-scene:

they saw the chance

they took the chance

*slow clap*

obeseblackguy:

do she got a booty

baby-pigeon-in-the-trench-coat:

spainstateofmind:

thebadwolf:

Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.

you can go fuck yourself

my mum did this and didnt tell anyone so when my sister put a bunch in her mouth she spat them out and started crying and now she has trust issues 

_{Fourthwall magazine (x)}

clubpenguln:

Do old people prank call life alert

[x]

ishowerwithcats:

I ship zachary quinto with myself

poopflow:

cause of death: second hand embarrassment 

by David Hall

congragulation:

“riff raff, street rat, i dont buy that”

yeah we know you dont buy that aladdin

you steal everything